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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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Two homies sitting side by side
Lemons: "What're you doin tomorrow"
John: "Eh, Justapostin"
See chillin, pos..
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When menstruation runs down a womans' legs
When a dopey blonde forgets to change her tampon, and her period drools down her leg, t..