Hatastrophe

What is Hatastrophe?


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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.


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