What is Hatastrophe?
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
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Having distinctly homosexual themes; a pervasive sense of homoeroticism.
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When a dog uses the ground to wipe its butt after using the bathroom.
"Rover, don't you dare bootie mop this floor!"
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