What is Hatastrophe?
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
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The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.
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The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in fest..
