What is Hatastrophe?
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
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When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o
I heard the splash, yet it apears to have diss..
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giving more information than asked for
guy: there is yellow stuff oozing out of my infected cut
girl: ugh! over share!..
