What is Hatastrophe?
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
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A high-velocity, self-administered enema of kimchee juice.
"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this..
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beat somebody up till that cant see straight
Dont fuck wit me i'll knock the checks off your nikes
See beat up, knock out, fuck u..
