What is Hatastrophe?
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
Random Words:
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to be on a urge to attack
When most people get frustrated they become aggressive
See forceful, angry, assertive, intense, go-getter
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A dump so huge it can't fit around the S-bend of a toilet
Jesus that bulldozer shite took 3 flushes! I'm of to the shops for ..