Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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Cumaphobia

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Squirk

1. When a woman obtains an orgasm simply by squeezing her thighs and thinking erotic thoughts. Did you see Adriana? She squirked after she..

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