Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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Noah

1. To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one ..

G-muffin

1. 1. An annoying person. 2. One who wears too many G-Unit shirts. 3. A person who thinks they're black just because theyre not whit..

Mega Stroller

1. Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower ..

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