Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?


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Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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