Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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W.p.d.w.

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High Voltage Hair Piece

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Hugh Jardon

1. My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now! Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"..

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