Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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Zopting

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

Alright Chode

1. alternative to saying alright but a lot better "hey go get me some food" Alright Chode! -its funny See chode, alright, come..

Shyamalan'd

1. When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M..

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