Hatchet Monkey

What is Hatchet Monkey?

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

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1elliot

1. An annoying person who acts retarded. You are such an elliot!..

Yarming

1. When a guy fucks a girl in the ass and cums, then slurps it out with a straw. Dave : Hey did you hear? Lisa : What? Dave : Chad total..

Viking Stench

1. The smell of fearsome vikings returning from a victorious raids. Usually the smell of b.o., blood, rancid meat, semen, and gold. not rea..

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