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Misunderstanding + Autocompletion = Autostanding
What happens when you use an iPhone or other PDA/phone that has automatic text correct..
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Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.
Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one..
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When something deserves a "wtf" so bad that you search for a word above wtf but fail and instead type like, and then continue ..