What is Hate Koffner?
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probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes
Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne!
Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!
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a super good looking girl
woah dude look at that hate koffner
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Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)
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Very Dangerous snow sport involving being towed from the back of a car in a snow tube while drinking jagermeister.
Tony busted his nose..
