Hating Life

What is Hating Life?

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.

The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.

Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!

See schadenfreude, paris hilton, chihuahua, schadenfreudegasm, guilty pleasure, hate

Emotipwnt

1. v. An instance in Chatrooms and/or Instant Messages where a person has attempted to type an emoticon, but fails miserably due to misspe..

Thunder Wanker

1. n. A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike. John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang..

Jabie

1. Used to refer to acne on the butt. Jerome's butt was covered with jabies. I hope they aren't contagious. See acne, pimples, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hating Life Edit Meaning