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A truly amazing ascii depiction of a dick cumming 'tween a pair of teats. It can be viewed from left to right as a cock, some sperm..
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A full-on headful attack of bedhead.
Damn, dude... looks like you hada Hair Party and no one was invited!!
See bedhead, bubblicus, hai..
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A male version of the camel toe.
A man that wears his pants too tight allowing the outline of his genitalia--most importantly the berri..