What is Hatter?
1.
noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a
mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
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A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.
Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
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3.
Someone who lives in Medicine Hat(the gas city), Alberta, Canada
are you from here?
yep I'm a hatter born and raised
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4.
A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC
That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.
5.
A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.
Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.
Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?
Yeah, he's a Hatter.
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