What is Hattery?
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Derived from hate, battery.
Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
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