What is Hattie - About As Interesting As A Particularly Grey Looking Pebble.?


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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*

Hattie: Heeey.

Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?

Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

See monotonous, harriet, sailing, grapes, fun


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