What is Hauck?
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When a person is told, or hears a joke, then proceeds to explain why the joke isn't realistic, or real thus ruining it for all involved. A response to say to one who participates in haucking is "don't
Pat: That chic was like 8 feet tall, dude, it was hilarious!
Haucker: Um, well the tallest person ever wasn't even that tall, so I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Pat: Fuck you, you hacuked it.
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The splitting of the human penis for decorative or sexual purposes.
I had my knob bifurcated last weekend, now i am jonny twococks..
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a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants
ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg
See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..