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a lousy alternative to a girlfriend.
he pretended to make out with a body pillow, then crited himself to sleep...
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Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.
A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with..
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Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.
Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."..
