Hauling Lumber

What is Hauling Lumber?

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

See pooping, shit, crap, pinch a loaf, dump, take a shit

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