Haumph

What is Haumph?

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!

(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!

Dan:Clean yourself up.

See sex, zipper, blowjob, cunt, scrotum

Ffa

1. Abbreviation of Free For All in FPS games. One kind of game type that in a map(arena), the purpose is trying to get more frags(kills) a..

Burping The Chair

1. Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly. Dickbob thought it was safe to come back ..

Mears

1. Quickly Pooping Francie had to mears, because she thought she would miss her ride if she stayed in the bathroom long. See meers, pooin..

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