Haumph

What is Haumph?

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!

(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!

Dan:Clean yourself up.

See sex, zipper, blowjob, cunt, scrotum

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