Haumph

What is Haumph?

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!

(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!

Dan:Clean yourself up.

See sex, zipper, blowjob, cunt, scrotum

Yellow Hammer

1. Inbred people such as those depicted in the film "The Deliverance". Look at those Yellow Hammers sodomizing canoe riders down..

The Landmine

1. Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement. ..

The Bash

1. large person, generally weighing over 18 stone, who is unable to perform any spectactular manouvers on a trampoline. enjoys food, sleep ..

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