Haumph

What is Haumph?

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!

(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!

Dan:Clean yourself up.

See sex, zipper, blowjob, cunt, scrotum

Dorkle

1. one of a dorky behavior; a goofball. you are a dorkle. that boy was such a dorkle. See noun, dork, goofy, funny, odd..

Dickquids

1. the eternally watching sauce of the dick. My dickquids await the arrival of my under garments, so that they may squirt their final drop..

Doctor Marmot

1. The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket ..

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