Hausage

What is Hausage?


1.

The mystery meat used by many pizza chains that is so ambiguous that it’s unclear whether it’s supposed to be sausage or hamburger. It is particularly troublesome on unmarked pizza buffets. Referred to on the menu as “pork”. See also “Samburger”.

Customer at the buffet: Is this hamburger or sausage?

Employee: Ummm, hausage? Maybe samburger, I dunno.

See pizza, mystery, meat, hamburger, sausage


97

Random Words:

1. A term used by proper english speaking people who will use it online instead of OMG. Also how OMG would be spelled if spoken aloud. &qu..
1. The step brother of your half sibling OR the half brother of your step sibling. she married my unbrother, so I guess now she's my..
1. The time it takes to flush away a persistent stool/turd. "Where ya been, dawg? You missed dessert." "Couldn't leav..