What is Hauser?
1.
Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)
1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.
2) To leave nothing behind
1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.
2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!
3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
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2.
'Giving someone a Hauser' is defined as servicing someone whilst on the toilet.
She wanted some loving, but I had to poop, so I gave her a Hauser.
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The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later
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