Havana Omelet

What is Havana Omelet?


1.

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes

in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

See escapee, jailbreak, camo cough, turd burglar, safe haven

2.

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

See explosive diarrhea, diarrhea, runs, trots, loose goose


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