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When you and someone else are looking at each other like you want to have wild sex.
This guy and I were eyefucking for 20 minutes befor..
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Tasty Beef, Beer of your choice and a whole bunch of happiness for under £3.
Barmaid: "How can I help you?"
Punter: "Be..
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A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized choc..
