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What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.
"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"..
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Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.
*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD..
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A disease that can be contracted through saliva or sexually.
Makes you awesome.
"Mo lost the bet and had to get Emmettothelia.&..