What is Haver?
1.
It means to talk nonsense, chatter.
"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers
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2.
Ha"ver, v. i. Etymol. uncertain. To maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. Scot. --Sir W. Scott.
"...and if I haver, whatever the fuck that means, I'm gonna be the one who's havering to you"
3.
painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice
"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."
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N; The place between the ball sack and asshole: See: coin purse, gooch, chode,
"Freeballing irritaites the ol' dinosaur belly..