Haverford Dances

What is Haverford Dances?


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A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...


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