Having A Lovejoy

What is Having A Lovejoy?

To cock-up something.

Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?

Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.

Guy: Tough break

Urethral Play

1. stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. ..

Shit Bullet

1. A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt..

Get Out Of My Veins

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