Having A Lovejoy

What is Having A Lovejoy?


1.

To cock-up something.

Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?

Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.

Guy: Tough break


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