Havsjude

What is Havsjude?


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Havsjude is swedish for Ocean jew. A fast talking slippery ocean creature, with a typical "Hilton nose" and snake eyes.

Often uses the word havsjude as a swearword, or compare it to bad things.

Many people misstake havsjude with the fictional character "Gollum" from Lord of the rings. But they are not much alike exept their appearance.

They belong to the ocean but in rare cases they have been crawling up at beaches, swearing and hissing at the people.

DJ Qualls is of their heritage.

Ey Havsjude. You'll give my money tomorrow, else i'll snap my fingers and my crew will wack ya. Capiche?

Oh havsjude, i forgot to pick up Tommy after the soccer practise.

See jew, swedish, havsjude, jude, ocean, hilton, nose, gollum, beach, swear, curse


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