What is Haw?
1.
A laugh; a form of retarded laughing.
This is yoooooouuuuuuuuuuu!
Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!
2.
Hott asian women/woman related to
DAMN!!! That HAW wouldnt keep her sexii hands off my HAMs!!
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3.
a term that originated in southern Ontario, Canada, which generally refers to a very gorgeous girl that acts like a 13 year old boy. This term can be used positively or negatively depending on the situation.
guy 1: dude, that girl you brought to my party the other night was so hot.
guy 2: Yeah man, I know. She's a bit of a Haw though - but that's okay.
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4.
This is a brilliant way of laughing, often brought up by people in a humerous situation - it is spoken or laughed! in a guffaw-type fashion and is sparsely used...yet
Its a good word, but not to be mistaken with whore!
it's not meant to be offensive, simply better than "lol"
Could be used in a sarcastic better
"she just set her username as something dorky! haw!"
"HAWWWWWW!"
"hawhaw, you're so funny"
"Haw-de-haw"
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5.
an interjection in common English vernacular used to express frustration or annoyance.
Haw! Can't you just shut the fuck up?
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6.
Weird food you can find in uwajimaya or china town. Sweet, pink to red in color. It is said to be composed of rasberries or berries of some sort. Often bought as "Haw Flakes": hard, little, penny sized "flakes" of it.
Dude lets go be asian and buy some haw flakes!
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7.
When a woman is having a orgasim ragardless of nationality she screams "HAW!", sometimes repeatedly. May also be used randomly as an entertaining add in to any sentence. It may also be used to confuse your enemy, especially if you pinch your nipples.
You are at work, and you are feeling bored in a crowded situation, so.. you squeeze your nipples and scream "HAW!" starting at a low tone and increase your tone as you repeat. This is very entertaining.