Hawaii

What is Hawaii?


1.

Hawaii's a pretty cool place, if you like Asians and Quicksilver. It's funny, though, because basically everyone here is Japanese. Or at least part Japanese. Everyone is about 195701976 ethnicities, so there isn't much racial discrimination. Except against haoles. Which means white person. We're kind of backwards like that. In Hawaii, you gotta speak pidgen English.

Guy 1: Ho braddah cuz, you when see dat wahine wid da nice kine booty?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: What, brah, you no like dat kine? What wrong wit you, cuz? You mahu? Ho, braddah Kamu, dis boy rite here stay mahu!

Guy 2: ...Get away from me.

2.

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather

Go to Hawaii if you wanna be in heaven

3.

The 50th state. The only state with an anthem in a native language, the only state completely composed of islands, and the only state that has good poplulation ratios. It is not the only state that was overrun by invaders though.

Hawaii was true paradise until Captain Cook arrived.

4.

that state with too many old people and tourists... no wait thats florida

5.

the coolest place ever

i wish i lived in hawaii

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6.

Heaven on earth, the 50th state. A state where the weather is warm year-round.

Why can't Illinois be like Hawaii. I wish I was in Hawaii.

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7.

A place in the pacific free from ignorant people who live on the mainland USA.

Mainland USA still thinks Hawaii is stuck in the 1970s but need to fucking wake up.

I got my ass kicked in Hawaii because I am a discriminating, ignorant, piece of shit with tunnel vision perspective of the world.

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