Hawaiian Punch

What is Hawaiian Punch?


1.

when a man unknowingly has sex with a women during her period and she bleeds on him and causes his penis to become bloody. He then takes it out of her vagina in anger and smacks her across the face with it. (a bloody mushroom stamp)

that bitch made my dick all bloody so i gave her an hawaiian punch to show her not to mess wit me.

2.

a cool refreshing fruit drink made up of 7 fruit juices. They make a mixture that is red in color. TV ads show an animated character named "Punchy" who asks the tourist Opie the famous line "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?". Opie responds with "Sure!" then gets walloped by Punchy.

1. I'm drinking Hawaiian Punch out of a can to cool down during the hot Floridasummer night. Marty comes up and asks me, "You drinking that Hawaiian Punch?". I say "Sure!" and slammy fist lightly on his shoulder. He later tells a friend jokingly not to mess with me because I "got a mean Hawaiian Punch".

2. I look in the arts and entertainment section of the local newspaper and the TV section says that HBO is airing an exclusive pay-per-view show of Jessica Simpson live from Honolulu, Hawaii. Happy happy joy joy, I can hardly wait - NOT! The critic states, "Hey Jessica Simpleton! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

See punch, tough, yeah

3.

when a hawaiian punches some one

the example for hawaiian punch is matt

See hawaiian, punch, matt, machado, music

4.

The cheapest substance known to mankind. A gallon of the stuff usually runs for less than the average bottle of water

To save money on my energy bills, I began watering my garden with Hawaiian Punch.

See juice, water, soda, drink, beverage

5.

a cool refreshing fruit drink made up of 7 fruit juices. They make a mixture that is red in color. TV ads show an animated character named " Punchy" who asks the tourist Opiethe famous line "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?". Opie responds with "Sure!" then gets walloped by Punchy.

1. I'm drinking Hawaiian Punch out a can to cool down during the hot Floridasummer night. Marty comes up and asks me, "You drinking that Hawaiian Punch?". I say "Sure!" and slam my fist lightly on his shoulder. He later tells a friend jokingly not to mess with me because I "got a mean Hawaiian Punch".

2. I look in the arts and entertainment section of the local newspaper and the TV section says that HBO is airing an exclusive pay-per-view show of Jessica Simpson live from Honolulu, Hawaii. Happy happy joy joy, I can hardly wait - NOT! The critic states, "Hey Jessica Simpleton! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

See delightful, delicious, punch, knockout, pow!

6.

A variation of the Donkey Punch.

While in the Doggystyle position, just before ejaculation, the man inserts his penis into the woman's anus and attempts to knock her out with a pineapple, causing a fierce and immediate contraction of the anus, resulting in an explosive orgasm (for the male party).

...i hawaiian punched her. the pineapple made for a great snack while waiting for her to regain consciousness.

See donkey punch, donkey, punch, hawaiian, doggystyle, sex

7.

Partially inserting tropical fruit into an oriface in a person and using a punch or series of punches to fully insert the fruit.

"I shoved a kiwi halfway in her twat and gave it a spinning backfist that sent it into her ovaries!" "NOW THATS A HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!"

See fruit, punch, karate, hawaii


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