What is Hawaiian Shoe Shine?
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A largely mythical sex act, the specific physical mechanics of which are still to be worked out, but which will almost certainly involve a coconut shell bra and a fresh pineapple.
Dang, blood, that Michelle Malkin is so fly! I'd vote for McCain in exchange for a Hawaiian shoe shine from her.
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The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter.
Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ear..
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The ruling female tech geek who keeps track of web servers, dns, hosting and other technical geekiness required to keep her business run..
