What is Hawaiian Shoe Shine?
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A largely mythical sex act, the specific physical mechanics of which are still to be worked out, but which will almost certainly involve a coconut shell bra and a fresh pineapple.
Dang, blood, that Michelle Malkin is so fly! I'd vote for McCain in exchange for a Hawaiian shoe shine from her.
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A pair of particularly bouncy breasts.
After a long night of dancing with Mindy and her swaying itchnaboggins, I realized they were the..
