Hawaiian Shoe Shine

What is Hawaiian Shoe Shine?


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A largely mythical sex act, the specific physical mechanics of which are still to be worked out, but which will almost certainly involve a coconut shell bra and a fresh pineapple.

Dang, blood, that Michelle Malkin is so fly! I'd vote for McCain in exchange for a Hawaiian shoe shine from her.


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