What is Hawaiian Tropic?
1.
The hawaiian tropic is the act where one participates in sunbathing at the beach in public but happens to run out of tanning lotion. The person proceeds to drop the pants and masturbate in public until he/she produces enough mojo to coat themselves with the homemade UV SPF. The person rubs the "jizz" into the palms and rubs all over themelves. Hmmm hmm, delicious!
I was so desperate, I had to give myself a hawaiian tropic.
