What is Hawaiin Fountain?
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The after effect of eating a Pu-Pu platter at a tacky 1960's Chinese restaurant with plastic palm trees. Symptoms include: nausea, stomach cramos, sweats, oily skin, all culminating in the famed "Hawaiin Fountain" the projectile expulsion of hot burning liquid feces from your rectum. Enchanced by the consumption of a Polynesian drink known as the "Scorpion"
I'm not feeling to good from that shrimp we ate for dinner. You better get me to the bathroom. I think there is about to be a Hawaiin Fountain.
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