What is Hawamo?
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Combinanation of a whale, hawk, and monkey. Results sometimes when there is an interspecies orgy. (n) These mysterious creatures only eat bananas, and can way up to 400,000 tons. They are born with invisible wings, which are attached to there dangly parts (they are all male) and also have arms and legs that serve no function, they just look cooler with them. These creatures only live in a small lake in Madagascar, and only 2 male specimens are reported.
Holy shit, i was parking my car across the street of my house, and out from fucking nowhere this giant Hawamo swoops down and destroys my neighborhood! I hate fuckin hawamos
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