Hawboldt

What is Hawboldt?


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Sometimes displays questionable sexuality. Can often be heard saying "Fantastic Bitches." Likes to snuggle with his roommate Mikey under their extremely soft yet homosexual blanket.

Are you gay, or are you just a Hawboldt?


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