Hawiian Punch Heimlich

What is Hawiian Punch Heimlich?

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Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.

I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

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