Hawking The Higgins

What is Hawking The Higgins?


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When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

See feet, masturbating, abstinence, friday night


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