Hawking The Higgins

What is Hawking The Higgins?


1.

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

See feet, masturbating, abstinence, friday night


60

Random Words:

1. Someone who has to try twice as hard to be a halfwit. Michael Moore or possibly Al Franken See Eric 2. A way to call both target and..
1. Adjective. Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer. Did you hear about the dum..
1. Far too unique to be classified as nerd, geek, dork, or any other. Though he spends a lot of his time around computers, Geek and Nerd ar..