Hawkins Banter

What is Hawkins Banter?

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.

2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.

Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

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