Hawkins Banter

What is Hawkins Banter?


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1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.

2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.

Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

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