Hawkism

What is Hawkism?


1.

1. A catch phrase commonly used by White Sox announcer Ken Harrelson.

2. Standard parlance of an incompetent hillbilly; staple of stylized speech patterns associated with South Carolinian trailer communities; used to "describe" an event (or even a sequence of events) without uttering more than 8 or 9 syllables; in essence, a substitute for original thought.

Hawkisms

· He gone

· Gaaaas

· Duck snort

· Grab some bench

· Chopper, two hopper

· Cinch it up and hunker down

· Sit back, relax, and strap it down

· I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy

· I Luuuuuuuv e-mail

· I Luuuuuuuv America

· I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze

· I Luuuuuuuv hats

· I Luuuuuuuv that duck

· Catbird seat

· Hang wiff 'em

· Roll him up right here

· Sacks packed with Sox

· You can cancel the post game show

· C'mon, you gotta do some chunkin' right here

· We've got 'em right where we want 'em

· Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up

· Gotta bristle up right here

· Big hack, no contack

· C'mon, be a two strike hitter

· We got a whooole lotta work to do

· He's on the bump tomorrow

· That ball hit deep

· Dadgum right

· Good speed aboard

· He needs to bow his neck

· Right size, wrong shape

· He just missed that one

· Double barrel of action

· Down to their last bullet

· Thank you very much

· Ducks on the pond

· Rack ‘em up

· Stay fair

· Get foul

· Poof

· Ball 4 base hit

· Should be…it is

· Mercy!

· Get on back there

· STRETCH

· Can-o-corn

· Pick-to-click

· Sucks it up

· Watch out

· He got a cookie there D.J.

· The dreaded leadoff walk

· Getting ridden hard and put away wet

· Lookin' for it, got it, and couldn't do nothin' with it

· "Heiny bird???"

· That's trouble

· This game is "O-VAH!"

· Way back, he looks up, you can put it on the board...YES!

· This ball game is ova!

See white trash, hillbilly, homer, white sox


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