What is Hawkridge?
1.
Someone with pubes for hair, a high voice, and more stomach rolls than the michalin man.
Also another word for gay, high pitch, queerness.
*Sing in a high pitch voice while cleaning...* " You, I want to take you to the library!"
"You hawkridge! How dare you slap mah mother with a wet fish!"
OR
just simply say "HAWKRIDGE" in a gay high pitch voice!!!!!!