What is Hawkward?
1.
A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.
The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.
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2.
The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.
Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that
sausage fest was hawkward.
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describes a situation which can be incredibly hot but also intensely awkward at the same time or potentially later on.
When Joe's girlfriend finally said yes to the 3-way with Joe's ex, he knew it would be a hawkward case of
rebooty because of the matching tattoos Joe and his ex had.
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An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.
Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.
Coined by an English TA at Florida State
I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!
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