What is Hay?
1.
A basterdization of the greeting, "Hey". Commonly used by /b/tards on 4chan.
"Hay guyz, what's going on!?"
2.
Marijuana that is old or has a lot of shake, or just some bap ass weed. At least thats how we say in Florida.
"Yo dont by trees from that nigga DaJuan, that nigga be servin that hay dog straight up."
3.
that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays
smokin' on haaaayyyy in the middle of the bar..... - crucial conflict
4.
1. hello(from a misspelling of
2. marijuana
3. a bed
Hay dude! How have you been this week?
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5.
The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.
Dumb Person: HAY GUYS!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up.
6.
1. A greeting commonly known as "hello" or "hey".
2. Can also be used (at the same time) to mean "How Are You?"
To use both at the same time the other person must be familiar with the term else the conversation will go to pot.
MIMI: hay!
JAZ: I'm sweet thanks! hay?
MIMI: I'm cool.
JAZ: don't you just think "hay" is so much
easier than using ...how are you...
MIMI: yer totally, whoever says "how are you"
must be some kinda dork.
JAZ: I agree.
MIMI: GTG
JAZ: SUL!
MIMI: SUL?
JAZ: yer ...see you later...
MIMI: ok this is going too far...
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7.
combines, 'hey' and 'How Are You'
quick way of writing it.
Mia: Hay!
Jaz: I'm good, hay?
Mia: great thanks!
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