What is Hayden?
1.
A sexy, smart guy.
Always looks well put together and is great in bed. :P
Sexy name and sexy guy. :P
"Wooh, see that hot guy?"
"Yep, he was a total hayden"
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2.
A hayden is when you link more then 3 girls in one swoop.
"dude guess what i done last night"
"what what!!"
" i only gone and done a hayden"
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3.
A really cool guy, sexy and well put together.
Great in bed, usally hooks up with multiple girls!
Usally smart and laid back.
"Dude guess what happened"
"What"
"I got with 3 girls, i was a total hayden."
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4.
acronym for
High Voiced
Avagina
Yii, im a girl
Dickless
Everyone knows i lost an arm wrestle with a newborn baby girl
No Maleness
hayden is clearly a hayden
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5.
Is a lying prick he enjoys fucking fat chicks without rubbers and hooking up with 14 year olds. He tries to hookup but the truth is he's not as good looking as he perceives. He has the face of a 12 year old little boy which is another reason girls don't hookup with him. Personally i think he is a homosexual. He is also a terrible root he thinks he's good at it or something when the truth is its just plain boring.
"Hayden was so boring in bed i was like hurry up and cum already so i can go to sleep."
"Why the fuck did you go out with Hayden?! He looks like a fucking 12 year old ew."
"Hayden is full in love with those chicks Bridget, Hannah and Erin and they're fucking fourteen not to mention ugly as."
See hayden , william , asshole
6.
An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
See bongo , gross , scary
7.
A "big shot" who thinks he has the balls to take on anything. Even though he can't, a Hayden will comfort himself by calling other people hurtful names, such as Gay, Fag, etc. Someone who needs to stop eating donuts and work out once in their life so they can actually move around and have a chance on taking someone on. A Hayden is a coward. They wont say anything to some one's face, and they only mutter hurtful things as someone walks by.
:WALKS PAST DESK:
Hayden: (cough) Fagget.
(How ever you spell that unneeded word)
See fat , mean , blonde
"Hayden was so boring in bed i was like hurry up and cum already so i can go to sleep."
"Why the fuck did you go out with Hayden?! He looks like a fucking 12 year old ew."
"Hayden is full in love with those chicks Bridget, Hannah and Erin and they're fucking fourteen not to mention ugly as."
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
:WALKS PAST DESK:
Hayden: (cough) Fagget.
(How ever you spell that unneeded word)
