Hayden Short

What is Hayden Short?


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A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.

What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?

Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.

See hayden, turtles, sex, aggresive


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