What is Hayden Short?
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A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.
What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.
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A superior, non-human entity of natural or supernatural origin that is indigenous to planet Earth.
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"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
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