What is Hayes?
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Pulling a hayes is getting stuck up a hill during icy conditions, thus sliding backwards and crashing
During our wrestling trip, our coach pulled a hayes and we all prayed
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2.
Hayes is another work for testicle pudding.
1. As Jimmy pulled out of Sarah's vag, he let his hot load of Hayes all over her tits.
2. My head hurts, I could definatly go for a good shot of Hayes right now.
3. After watching his favorite porno dvd, Clancy noticed his belly botton was filled to the brim with Hayes.
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3.
One who is male, but can show to be very fruity in the booty.
Instead of using the term bunny, you can say "oh my gosh you are so hayes"
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4.
The place where most of the wannabe ganstars live!
Dont go into the hood unless you av to! (errr drop me 'at mate!!! Chavs the lot of ya!)
5.
A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other
I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.
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6.
gross, disgusting, ugly, fat, funny looking, and nasty
the fat kids stomach is so hayes!!
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7.
A word of endearment. First used by a fake basketball playing numnuts who couldn't remember his damn lines at the Black Man's assembly. Instead of reciting his lines like he was supposed to, he instead used words on stage such as "Oh Snap" and "as...as...as." Due to his theatrical incapabilities, he made all of the brothas look like fools in front of the whole audience. And after the performance, he finally spat out a word that everyone could decipher "hayes" and reached for a nice comfy shoulder to cry on. Therefore, the word HAYES is a term for those who would rather cry after the performance than take care of business.
"Hayes"
"Hayes, I I I fuked up"
"Hayes :("
