What is Hayes'd Her?
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a very sleazy guy who defiles women...
pretend like you are a nice guy, get a girl to have sex with you, and then in a swift motion, bend her over and stick your cock and balls in her ass, making her bleed...and then finally you kick her ass out of bed, grab her clothes, throw them out the window, and throw her ass out the door...
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Dane Cook's alter ego.
Drunk Girls: Hey whats your name?
Dane: Marcus
Drunk Girls: Marcus?
Dane: Marcus Quincy
See alter ego, ..
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Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together
1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa..
