Hayride Edit Meaning

1.

gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.

After moving to the farm Noah enjoyed a hayride with Luke.

See gay, sex, farm, country, boy

2.

Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.

"Man, Noah is uptight. Hasn't Luke taken him for a hayride, yet?" or "Luke and Noah took a very long hayride yesterday; the barn floor is really sticky."

Other usage: "If Noah doesn't get to ride the hay soon, he will explode."

See hay, ride, nuke, blue, balls

3.

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!

4.

A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.

"This guy was totally flirting with me, but I am not into him because he is such a hayride."

See unappealing, greek god, beefcake, dreamboat, hunk, looker, sex object, stud