Haytonn

What is Haytonn?

A Haytonn is someone who has trouble hearing things and commonly makes an ass out of themselves when they misconstrue what people really say.

"Want some goobers?"

"No, I do not want to have wall sex!"

"You are such a Haytonn..."

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