Haywood

What is Haywood?


1.

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.

"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."

See bloom, vagina, pearl necklace, erection

2.

The ghetto-est place in Tennessee outside of Orange Mound and Frayser. At one point it had the #1 HIV rate for any county in the United States. Characterized by countless crack junkies, gas stations with greasy fried chicken by the pound (and Jungle Juice by the gallon), and about 4 white people. Highlights are Scott Street, Stanton, Grand Buffet on main street (damn good Chinese food) and the carnival that comes every few years across from the old Wal Mart.

Jack: I went to visit my cousin in Haywood this weekend..

Joe: Go get yourself tested. Now. By the way, did you eat at Grand Buffet? It kicks ass.

See ghetto, scary, thugs, aids

3.

a family originated in england. immagrating to the lovely new york city around the 1910 time frame. most of them now live in the bronx or yonkers. very ghetto. not italian but they might as well be. if you mess with one, you mess with them all. its ussually a good idea to find out if you are fighting with someone if they are a haywood.

1)

guy 1:hey bitch!

guy 2:yoo dude! dont mess with her! - shes a haywood

guy 1: *runs*

See gina, italian, haywood, ghetto, new york

4.

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.

"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."

See bloom, vagina, pearl necklace, erection

5.

Recieving oral sex during a haircut, preferably a buzz cut so that lots of hair falls all over the person giving the oral sex.

"Hey mom, college is fine... yah I'm just getting a haywood right now... yah I'll tell my girl hi for you"

6.

Haywood is the best basketball player around. she is amazingly tall, smart, and athletic. she is soooo caring and really helpful in tough or emotional situations. she is sooooo great and i do not know what i would do without her. thanks for being so open, honest, and just plain amazing.

Haywood is the number one basketball player that cares about other people!


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