Haywood Jablomi

What is Haywood Jablomi?

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"

Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"

Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

See mike hunt, ben dover, J-Smoove

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