Hazard Suit

What is Hazard Suit?

An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.

You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.

OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>

Eatin' Eggs

1. Performing cunnilingus. Oww, my jaw is tired from eatin' eggs all morning. See egg, eat, eating, oral, cunnilingus, vagina..

Zoo Dirt

1. anything that smells like booty dust. Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas. See poot, fa..

Last Meal

1. a giant meal given to prisioners before their execution. I rather have 10 hamburgers and giant fries for my last meal before my death. ..

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