Hazard Suit

What is Hazard Suit?

An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.

You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.

OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>

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