Hazard Suit

What is Hazard Suit?

An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.

You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.

OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>

Full Frontal Snooging

1. fucking a teddy bear My god she snogged his ass good...

W00terskates

1. Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol. I just made it up. Yay for me!..

Poled

1. To have incurred horrible pain to the the genital region, usually in males, by a cylindrical, vertical structure often referred to as a ..

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