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When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.
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When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named a..
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when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
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