Hazel Logic

What is Hazel Logic?

Similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. There are 2 types of Hazel Logic

1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.

2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.

Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.

BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O

Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic

Russ: Fix up blad

See hazel, logic, nub, wtf, blad

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