What is Hazelnut?
1.
A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the
gloryhole , I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
2.
The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
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3.
Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.
Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
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4.
Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.
Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."
5.
something very obvious.
1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard
