Hazelnut Edit Meaning

1.

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

2.

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

See hazelnut, coffee, nut, hazel, anal sex

3.

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"

Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."

Todd: "And what?"

Eric: "Hazelnut."

See synonyms, greygoose

4.

Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.

Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"

Brock: "Hazelnut."

5.

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard